3.15.2006

india.2

So, there we were, in the last two seats on the very back row of a seemingly normal bus. The sun was setting as we inched northward out of Delhi in late rush hour traffic, and a cool breeze signaled that the heat of the day had finally abated. It seemed all the ingredients for a pleasant ride were in place.

After awhile, though, our speed picked up, and pavement gave way to very rough “pavement” …and we found ourselves in what felt like a human popcorn popper. In the back of the bus, the ride was so rough and so bumpy we were flailing around in our seats like rag dolls, whacking our heads senseless at times on the overhead compartment. And this went on for hours and hours and hours through the Indian countryside. All we could do was laugh at the incessant rattling and banging (and our own gullibility in our seat selection) and just trying to make the best of it.

But as evening evolved into way-past-bedtime, we rumbled into mountainous altitudes, and with the new terrain came two new complications – bumpy AND curvy roads, and plummeting temperatures. We had been the first two boarding the bus earlier that day, and naively asked our bus driver if we needed our jackets. He’d barked back a gruff “NO,” so our warm apparel was stuffed away in the luggage area underneath the bus. Yet, as our fellow travelers boarded, we couldn’t help but notice that each of them seemed to be carrying (and some already wearing) a jacket or a blanket, or both. And as the bus strained high into the mountains late that night, we quickly knew why.

We wondered aloud if the bus driver simply didn’t understand our earlier question about needing jackets, or if he had made it a personal mission at some point during our 10-second encounter to torture us. So somewhere around Hour Nine of the ride, we were absolutely freezing to death, in addition to holding on for dear life as our now-madman driver two-wheeled it around 90-degree turns. Jennifer put socks on her hands and I contorted myself into a ball as we shivered our way through those delirious last few hours. “Awful” could be one assessment of the situation, but if you add to that “ridiculously" awful it somehow becomes laughable… and so that’s what we did, until 6:00 a.m. when we finally rolled into Mcleoad Ganj.

“Little Tibet” as the city’s sometimes known, was still sleeping as we swaggered toward our guest house. Most of the “hotels” there are small, family-owned modified residences with 5 to 20 rooms to rent out cheaply to an international array of travelers. Many Westerns come seeking situational enlightenment, others come to research the culture of Tibetan refugees, while for wisdom-seekers of all kinds, the Dalai Lama is a well-spring of instruction and insight, and an unyielding activist for Good.

Nestled in the shadows of the Himalayas, the small community of Mcleoad Ganj sits just up the mountainside from bustling Dharamsala, and both are sweet-smelling melting pots of soul-searchers and peace-seekers from far and near. Buddhist monks in flowing maroon and orange robes stroll the narrow streets alongside Tibetan and Kashmir refugees, regional India natives, and a few anomalies like us. Apparently (and thankfully), we were there “off-season” so were among only a handful of non-locals roaming through the interesting shops and quaint restaurants and up and down the mountain trails.

The snow-capped peaks of the Himalayas offered a dramatic backdrop to the mostly two-story dwellings, with the largest structure in the area being a yellow, modest hill-side residence resembling a dormitory – the home of the Dalai Lama, and many of his fellow Tibetan Buddhists. “Dali” as began to call him (though not to be confused, of course, with the great Dolly Parton) wasn’t in town when we first arrived, but did return during our three-day stay – perhaps because he heard we there? Just kidding. He does hold public teachings, as do other esteemed wise men, but unfortunately nothing was happening while we were there to attend. We did stroll through many temples and took walks along sacred hillside paths designed especially for pilgrims.

People were warm and friendly, and it was approaching Tibetan New Year, so festivity was in the air. One morning we even took a Tibetan cooking class and helped prepare special traditional sweets for the upcoming celebrations. Other than an unfortunate incident involving a goat with an uncontrollable bladder, our time there was serene, relaxing and well-worth the excruciating bus ride! No longer naïve to strategic bus-seating, we booked our tickets back to Delhi in the very front seats, and boarded for the return nighttime journey already bundled up to combat the chilly air.

Just when we thought we’d totally out-smarted the gods of Greyhounds everywhere, we were no less than 15 minutes into the journey and an elderly woman directly behind us started throwing up… and she puked, and puked, and puked until it was inconceivable that she had anything left to puke. Once we finally stopped for the lone bathroom-break about four hours into the ride back, we noticed also, from the tell-tell splatters down the other side of the bus, that someone just across the aisle from us had been throwing up, too. No wonder the sounds and smells had become almost unbearable! By this point, our “let’s just make the best of it” tolerant attitudes had long since been projected out the bus window as well, and we plugged our ears with the headphones, covered our noses with the blanket and tried desperately to sleep and dream of the lovely, luxurious hotel awaiting us in Mumbai…

Stay tuned, one more india.entry to come...

11 comments:

Cindy said...

oooooooh, Bon! The FLAILING, the FREEZING, and the PUKE! ooooooooh, Bon!

So thankful to see that you made it through with your sense of humor (not to be confused with the great Dolly Parton!)

keep sharing the adventures!

love, Cindy

angie said...

oooooooh, Bon! The FLAILING, the FREEZING, and the PUKE! ooooooooh, Bon!

I don't even know what else to say.

I hope the rest of the trip was better.

Love,
Angie

Susan said...

oooooooh, Bon! The FLAILING, the FREEZING, and the PUKE! ooooooooh, Bon!

And still more PUKE!!

Can't wait to see how the trip imporved... and to hear more about the goat...

Love,
Susie

Anonymous said...

oooooooh, Bon! The FLAILING, the FREEZING, and the PUKE! ooooooooh, Bon!

Sorry I have not written! I read!! I am in school now so I do good just to get a second!! You would be proud all A's so far!! When you get back I will be Dr. Hope!! SCARY!! Anyway I love you and I miss you! Sorry I could not remember my log info!! You are in my prayer, thoughts, and heart alwats! Your lil sis Hope

Anonymous said...

YUK!

I know it has to get than this. Hurry up and finish! You're a mean one, Ms. Bonnie.

Love you,
Sherry

Anonymous said...

Bon,
Yea, I agree, "grose" as the others commented, but I must confess I have laughed until I cried as I read of your perils. You have such an art of creating word pictures... I first received images of Raggedy Ann with socks on her hands being tossed about and knocking her head on the roof of the bus. Then I saw this pregnant-looking goat and could only imagine what her bladder did... did she hike her leg and pee on your shoe, maybe? Then I could just hear the sounds of retching and the puke splashing (and I am well practiced hearing these sounds in GI bug season in the ER) and saw visions of you and Jennifer hiding your faces under your blankets going, "EEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
Sorry,..... I couldn't help but laugh. Glad that you now can too!

I love you much!!!!
Cris

Anonymous said...

I really do like this adventure it's the best yet.

Anonymous said...

Oh goodness--I had these visions of Seven Years in Tibet, but I romaticized it a little too much! I hope your journey eases up on you some. But knowing you, you will make the best out of it all. If nothing else, you've got a great short story! Just throw in a few metaphors and analogies and this story's biblical! Ha Ha. Have fun! Love, Suanne

Anonymous said...

Ooooooh, Bon! No, I won't go there. Reminded me of my trip on the back seat of a school bus a few years ago. Why don't they put seat belts in those things?
Wish Warren were here to read of your adventures. He'd be laughing for a week. Angie told me how to respond to this blog thingy, so I'll stay tuned for the next installment.
Love you much, Claudia

Anonymous said...

Oh dahling ... it is so true and so funny. I loved (almost) every minute of it ... I miss you so very much and I just feel so grateful that I got see you real and in person for 14 days!

Anonymous said...

"we plugged our ears with the headphones, covered our noses with the blanket and tried desperately to sleep and dream of the lovely, luxurious hotel awaiting us in Mumbai..." and... ???

What happened next???