April 25th was World Malaria Day. If you by chance remember, it was this time last year that I’d just started my current job and by the second week was headed to an event at the White House, with a cute suit but no make-up. Looking back on that time versus now, it truly makes me thankful (is that the right word?) for all I’ve learned in the last twelve months, even though this year was, of course, not without its own folly.
Suffice it to say, the days leading up to it were insanely busy with preparations for a week packed with activities, many of which we were co-hosting, but all of which I had to attend. We also had two guests in from
From media outreach, interviews, jetting from this activity to that event toting a projector, information packets, banners or whatever, to meeting with Congressional staffers from the leadership of the House and Senate (and others, too) and lingering just a few extra minutes outside Obama’s office hoping just to say a quick hi – it was a full-on crazy week, and one where I could have easily forgotten where I came from, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, one panel discussion we hosted on malaria eradication is even online, should you be having a bought of insomnia and need an instant cure. Just kidding, sort of…There were some exciting, non-scientific aspects to the week – we had packed houses at all of our events, distributed awareness posters all over Capitol Hill featuring photos that you may very well recognize, launched a malaria caucus with the First Lady as the special guest, and amid all the madness, I ended up going to Quincy Jones’ birthday party one evening. Random, I know, that I would end up at a swanky D.C. mansion celebrating the "We Are the World" producer with several hundred other strangers. My goal was to find either a rock star to charm or his daughter Rashida who played Jim’s old girlfriend on The Office and get some inside scoop on the show. Instead, I found Colin Powell and that kid Corky from Life Goes On. Again, random. I introduced myself to Gen. Powell, not to Corky.
That night turned out to be a pretty late one, so I got back to
Clickty clack… clicktly clack… clickity clack...
“Doors closing…departing Penn Station…next stop
I jumped up and snatched my bag from overhead and sprinted toward the exit doors, which slid shut in my face with a thud. I think I even pounded on the glass, but I was still coming to full consciousness after my long, hard nap. My heart was racing as I struggled to balance myself in between the shifting cars as the train pulled away. If sleeping through my stop wasn’t enough, my left contact lens suddenly falls out, as if right on cue for my own series of unfortunate events.
Somehow, though, I caught it, and with that finely-honed contact-wearer reflex, poked it (dirty hands and all) right back in my eye. The clickty clack clickty clack of doom echoed in my ears, just like last year, as the train veered slowly through the tunnels leaving
I donned my sunglasses and tried to pull it together, all the while chastising myself for not packing eye drops or hand wipes or saline or anything useful. (But I did have three pairs of shoes for no apparent reason.) I pondered my life ahead of certain half-blindness.
Soon, though, the jolly train conductor waddled by, asking for tickets, but finding me – now a stow-away of sorts – with a blackening eye headed unintentionally to
The train suddenly slowed as it rounded a curve, and the conductor perked up and peered out the window. “Oh yeah, this could be it, this is it, this is what we can do – follow me, ma’am!”
He snatched my bag from overhead and rushed toward the back of the car. I followed, confused and still blurry-eyed. We were nearing a small station, and he explained that the commuter trains passing through (we were somewhere out in NY suburbs at this point) had created a minor train traffic jam. But that little lag in time was all we needed, apparently, and as we passed the small platform, I felt the train jolt to a stop. The conductor shot me a grin as he mashed a button and the door (at last) flew open. Off went my bag and me, and on went the train (minus one puffy-eyed passenger) to
By the time I reached my hotel back in NYC to drop my bags, I looked like I’d been in a fist fight, and lost. But an ice pack and some Visine from a nearby pharmacy, plus lots of concealer, went a long way to improving my appearance, if not my inner frenzy. And I figured, hey, it’s MTV – if there’s a crowd where I can get a way with wearing my sunglasses indoors at night, it’s with them.
So off I went, shades and all, to an event that was, unfortunately, the least attended of the week. Bono and all his rock star humanitarian friends were not there, and a guy dressed in a giant mosquito suit ended up being the lone attraction. It was that boring.
The next day I could see the finish line, metaphorically and literally, as my eye was almost back to normal. A luncheon at the UN was the last hurrah of the week and was quite a cool thing to be invited to, and by the UN Secretary-General himself, no less! Lots of VIPs in global health (self-appointed and not) were there and pontificated well into the afternoon about their grand (and largely unfeasible) plans for the next few years. Perhaps I’m cynical, or too practical, or perhaps I’ll blame it on the book I’ve been reading. Whatever the case, the honor was being able to walk into a place that physically and philosophically represents all nations in the world coming together to work for the common good and being there as an invited guest, not just a random visitor. It was amazing actually, and humbling, and I'd say it pretty much topped going to the White House last year :)
With that final stop, though, the malaria marathon came to an end, and after a week of entirely too much hob-knobbing, I collapsed for awhile and then set out to reconnect with the Real World, which actually has nothing to do with MTV or Congress or aging music moguls. I did what any good southerner would do -- I went to a local fair and ate pulled pork barbecue sandwiches and deep fried oreos, two days in a row. Then I made a trek down into
As I sang along at the top of my lungs to “Nine to Five” and “Coat of Many Colors” and so many others, I felt unmistakably grounded again. Nothing like a little dose of Home to remind you where you came from... and who you really are.
10 comments:
As always, thanks for sharing a little piece of your heart with us!
Love you, gal!
KC
This was great, Bon! I got quite a few laughs out of your adventure! You did leave us hanging on the contact thing though... did you have a red, puffy eye for your UN extravaganza or did your eye return to normal by the next morning??? I enjoyed the post. Thanks for sharing.
Love,
Angie
didn't mean to leave you hanging there, ang -- will add that in!
Certainly a typical Bon story with definate turmoil that ends in blissful happiness. That is why we all love u. Life is certainly an adventure whenever u are around. Of course, there is commonly a random act of kindness added in such a Samaritan way from a stranger that u know ur life is an enchanted (blessed) one. See, ur hectic life makes us all believe! Big hug!!!! Chad
Whew! I'm exhausted just reading of your adventures and big-wig contacts. Pleeeeeeeeeze! Dolly makes you feel at home? You have been away far too long. It's time to reconnect to Isola. Love you loads, Claudia
Deep Fried Oreos??? OK...I am so from the North. I have never heard of that EVER!! :-) Bon, as always, I LOVE reading about all of your adventures. You do tell a story oh so well.
I love and miss you dearly...
Always,
Supermodel...
One more thing...I went and read a little about the book that you're reading. Sounds very interesting. Now I have to have it!!! Keep those book titles coming...
Love Ya,
NP
I think Claudia must think she from sophicated BELLWOOD!!!!!!!!! Everybody in Isola who is everybody LOVES Dollie. Fried Oreo--you haven't lived till you've eaten them and a funnell cake.
Love your blog today. Hope called while I was reading and I read it to her. We loved it!! It sounds a lot like the two of you!
Miss you much.
Love,
Sherry
Hey, Bon!!
Through the laughter at your series of unfortunate events, my brain just kept going back to, "you met Gen. Colin Powell.... you met Gen. Colin Powell... you met Gen. Colin Powell...."
My goodness, Bon. Your world is so far away from mine.
love hearing about it!
love, Cindy
One of the great reads and adventures but this time in our own country. Only you could have so much packed into one week. I personally love the conductor story and of course Gen. Colin Powell.
Keep em coming and we need to plan dinner soon.
Thanks for sharing
Karen and the clan (FMO, Lager boy, BPO and the other little one on the way)
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